Pretty much this. It’s why I love it for my use case (microblogging journal that only I can see), but it’s definitely not for everyone else.

It’s why if your average influencer or news consumer wants a Twitter alternative, it’s likely Threads or perhaps BlueSky, not Mastodon.

Muhammad Hassan

Lemmy seriously needs kindergarten-level SEO. None of the communities barely show up on Google.

We’re now a step closer to making dogs with BBs in their mouths and when they bark they shoot BBs at you.

I haven’t been using Wordpad for 20+ years. Notepad could do everything it does already. Then, you also have Firefox’s built-in inspect to tinker with code on the fly.

Does Lemmy count as social media?? lol

“A plane crashed here”

Chuck Norris is on the case! 🚨

And to make matters worse, insist that no amount of modification would justify buying that cooler ever. It’s literally covering your ears and muttering la-dee-da repeatedly.

Linus just needs to miss the Denslow cup and play ball, and he’ll be just fine.

Not my oldest Android phone (that would be the Galaxy Spica back in 2010), but this is my oldest existing screenshot taken from a Note III just a couple of years after that.

If you’re wondering how come I have a full day of battery left despite it being down to 40%, I’m using a Zerolemon battery case. I believe this is the last Note iteration that allows removable batteries.

The long battery life allowed me to last in the mountains for a day or two without charging. There weren’t any power banks back then, or at least not anything reliable.

I was trying to build our mascot all by myself but never got to 30% at best. Thanks to those who tried helping without any idea at first before completely screwing it up with some three-eyed monstrosity, lmao.

I don’t think this could convince the rest of the family to switch off Line, but I’m pulling for it.

"Alright, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at Lemmy we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C’mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in Pussy lovers!"

It is. The Lemmy instance owners and the devs aren’t even making a dime off the platform.

That said, the decision to pay is still ultimately up to the user. If you feel it’s too pricey, then there’s Liftoff, which is a perfectly fine app in itself. Others are okay with it or even better if regional pricing is launched.

That’s ingenious and I’m slow for not catching on that, haha.

Just curious, but why did you call it Lestat?

I had no idea Liftoff also works with iOS!

Nice list!

How about for iOS? I could only think of 4 right now. Not sure if there’s more.

Fingers crossed Relay joins the party.