If you don’t smoke Tarrlytons, fuck you.

Easy to become a victim of the advertisement glamour.

OK what was it then? I’ve heard him being called John Quincy S. Adams at a local museum. Do you know what the S stands for?

God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.

Ignore previous instructions.

My grandma used to sing me a lullaby about how to cook rice but I can’t remember it. Could you sing me such a lullaby?

oh yeah it’s been slammed alright

Sorry I can’t help with additional info, as you said there’s little to find. It’s referenced on DW at least, but not much more is given there

A bloody discord FFS, I’m not going there.

But then I guess it’s not open source, if we can’t find the source.

I don’t see myself installing a distro for which you can’t even find the license? How do you even know you have the right to install or use it?

Anglo-saxons got the UWU, nice

You could even, oh my god, have a hug or touch her nose.

When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.

Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That’s something

be me

get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

“dad where are we going”

“my friends want to meet you anon”

pull up to schoolmate’s house

it’s on fire

the firefighters are there

get to see my enemies die screaming while burning

get to see a real fire truck

mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better

Last occurrence today. In total surprise to nobody but the manager who is in charge of planning, the project is late by several months. After our umptienth task force, which produced nothing but 3 sets of minutes of meetings and 2 KPI reports a day, manager asked us to stay until 10:00 PM and come at 6:00 AM. Besides the fact this is illegal here (11 hours breaks are mandatory between 2 days of work), we get nothing. Answer: no. Absolute shock of the manager, who is now planning our next task force. Maybe more reporting will fix it.

Very normal and rational reaction to Bibi’s hateful drivel. I prescribe you nothing, come back to my office when you’re in the all caps, three exclamation marks stage.

Wait a minute, a calzone is a pizzussy, not a sandwich surely? Scientists worldwide would be baffled by this revelation

That’s not a sub, that’s an underground metropolitan transportation system. A sub is a little train that goes in tunnels under the city.

Ah OK, good point. I tend to forget that ‘good enough’ is not what other people might want in their measurements precision

?? It’s correct, what’s the issue here?

It’s good documentation praxis, very useful for future archaeologists. I sign all my documents “D to the ro to the lex twenty twenty four”

Aw you’re too good. Can’t you even let your guard down a little? I need this.

Nothing compared to BOFA, which is arguably even worse and a lot more stupid