Dwemthy (he/him)

https://ff8isthe.best/

The pace drove me a bit mad. So much stuff front loaded with all kinds of things in play, then you reach a point where they want you to wait X in game days for a crucial item so it grinds to a halt

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Having a regular schedule of updates helps get individual big fixes or features out faster. You may not notice a difference because you may not experience the bugs that are being fixed. There may be slight changes to features that you don’t use enough to notice. There could even be features that are disabled until they’re remotely enabled. Mobile apps often run A/B tests for changes to see how those changes affect user behavior, so you might be in the “no change” test cohort when you don’t see changes, those changes may never activate on your installation if the test doesn’t pan out.

I recently convinced my team to adopt this practice so I’ve been brushing up on it. When done right it can mean a more stable app and quicker response to issues since it relies heavily on monitoring app performance, bug reports, and user reviews. Communication to users is hard since you don’t want to have every update be “fixed bugs” but it’s also unnecessary to say “fixed an issue where a batch upload job didn’t handle individual errors by retrying” for each change that may not actually impact you as a user but which impacts the business that builds the app.

Thank you! That’s what I was going for

Black Hole Sun

It’s a play on the classic riddle:
You’re walking on the beach with your good friend Jesus, huffing paint and dissociating. At one point you forget what you were doing and look over at Jesus, then back behind you at the sand. Behind you there’s only one set of footprints. You ask Jesus why he left you and he looks directly at the you who is reading this, not the you who is in the story, and asks “Why do you think there’s only one set of footprints?”

But how do you make the eggs reassemble themselves?

Waluigi and Wario. I like to eat motorcycles in bed I guess

The ducks in the park are indeed free: no rent, no job, all the underwater bugs they can eat, predators lurking at every turn, and a genital arms race

What’s with all the antisemitic dog whistles on screen whenever he’s talking about people fawning over shitty games?

Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s

Yep, premium flip phones had optional wet ass pussies in the early 00’s

Player character deaths in my games so far:

1. Beheaded at the bottom of the ocean (he got better)
2. Crashed into by a banshee powered aircraft
3. Touched a god killing weapon which is too full of sadness for mortals to handle

Does converted to an NPC upon leaving the campaign for scheduling reasons count as death by scheduling reasons? The character lives on

But with all the solids strained out

It’s not like it’s a government agency, it’s a film company group. Defund it by never paying for a movie and getting everyone everywhere to never pay for a movie

Everyone’s correctly pointing out how healing doesn’t with that way, how about changing someone’s body against their will being totally evil and not good?

Does that make Ogg Vorbis some kind of twisted shipping?

“yes” is selected, it looks pressed in

He’s into NFTs, if there’s something else idk about it