Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage, The Stale Anuses.

How do you to war on an empty stomach?

What a dumbass pedophile.

Cheetos, please.

Why isn’t Trump and the Republican Party doing it now?

Privacy reasons? Now I’m wondering what really happens in the cockpit.

And planets are fully developed marbles.

I is agreeable.

They better be NSFW selfies.

Does the US only really have Tesla?

Huzzah!

So he’s urging them to unite against Russia and North Korea. Sounds like a cry for help to me, boys!

MAGA doesn’t care, he’s not White.

The Sound of Animals Fighting. Maybe Billy Talent.

You’d still be poor.

Mind your own business, Donard.

Ten bucks he can’t even spell the word.