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I’m just putting this out there.

If I was married to a man, and we were about to divorce, I would 100% be willing to go along with him faking his death so I could collect his life insurance, and then I’d split it with him 50/50.

Single language made me lol.

Sure, most signs have English on them… but that’s it.

I miss Hark! A Vagrant.

If you are confused, check with the sun. Carry a compass to help you along. Your feet are going to be on the ground. Your head is there to move you around.

Stand in the place where you live. Now face north.

I saw a thicc woman with big tits and no head.

Sooooo many of these Hectors are correct, but some of them are not.

That guy is Noel Gugliemi, and he played “Gang Leader” on The Animal, not Hector.

Price of Glory had a Hector, but that was played by Sal Lopez! Totally different looking dude!

He was a lot of Hectors but not quite that many.

Oh my God I want it so bad.

I never owned my own copy of Wind Waker. I borrowed it when I was a kid from a friend and then later I played the Wii-U version from a different friend. Now that I’m like, an adult (more or less) with my own console, I want a copy for myself. And also I want to play it again. Man! Love that game!

Xtra is a gender?

Fuck I have a lot of forms to update because that’s clearly my gender.

It’s from stimilant medication for ADHD :(

Thank you very much though.

And now it is also my favorite bee anatomy fact!

Excellent source of Huh?

My ADHD has got this covered.

I’m not simping for a brand. But I want to add that you can use their app to get their garbage, and get a decent amount of it, cheap still. (Online exclusives, then it’s like a box. I don’t remember the name.) Less than $10 and I’m full.

(This post brought to you by, I’m on a medication that makes eating really difficult, but sometimes I can tolerate Taco Bell and when the ability to eat happens I usually have just a few short minutes to procure and start eating before the moment passes. Which is why I’ve been sitting next to a bowl of my favorite pasta for two hours and have had to reheat it twice. T_T )

I have experienced aaaaAAaa pretty much daily for years.

I am phenomenally excited about that. I hope it becomes a universal thing.

Don’t talk for us. We can talk for ourselves.

Almost certainly.

There’s a market for everything.

I’m at work and don’t have time to scrutinize pork.

I do those things too and want to add; washing your hands. It’s so damn simple. When I get off work, when I get home from being out, just washing my hands seems to have absolutely killed my constant battling sickness.

Walk in door, put down car keys, take off jacket or coat or cardigan or sweater, wash hands. Done. Haven’t been sick in ages.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians call “boomer” at will to their elders. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.

I think it would be safer if you assume everything in fortnite is a reference to something else.