Shhhh… I’m in that same train and DEFINITELY don’t wanna go back to jail 🤷‍♂️

What would you like? I’m making a chicken sandwich right now…

You’d love me too much if you let me in your kitchen 🤷‍♂️

I’m drunk, what’s good?

Ice Peppers : Not recommended 👎

What does it taste like???

As far as I can find, it still hasn’t been actually released.

Still trying to keep up with the KFConsole…

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-55433318

Waltuh!

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Puck Futin !!!

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A little of both…

Want a beer?

15 minutes could save you 15% or more…

That’s exactly what happened. I was wearing a half helmet anyways, so I was pretty much fucked already. When I saw her come thru the stop sign, I had exactly enough time to say “oh shit” and throw my right arm in front of my face. They dug 8 of my teeth out of my arm. She was driving a Pathfinder SUV which was tall enough that I somehow went under it and she drove over my head. I still vividly remember laying in the road for close to a half hour spitting blood so I wouldn’t drown and thinking about my kids. I had my jaw wired shut for 6 months and learned with missing teeth, you can put a straw thru and suck Thanksgiving dinner out of a blender. Damn that. MF shot me in the back of the head with a .38 and that’s been a whole new world of fun…

Looking back, the fatal mistake was not tightening the chin strap properly. I was told later that my bloody helmet was found a little past the accident.

The 20 ft fall was bullies in school about 30 years ago. Getting my face crushed was a drunk driver running a stop sign. I was on a motorcycle wearing a helmet, but the helmet didn’t help. Getting shot. I still don’t know. I got robbed and gave him what he wanted, but I guess he just wanted to shoot someone and I happened to be it. Life ain’t fair https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eD_vjNjE1JM