New phone, who dis?

Sir this is a c/lemmyshitpost

Bob Odenkirk

No idea why he’s worth a mention tho

Moccamaster<3

I use debian btw

Dumb fuck

First of all, stop using word “expat” when you’re talking of immigrants but from “better countries”

Hell yeah

Put “never gonna give you up” playing on background every time they leave their PC unlocked

I’m allergic to cats, but I still think cats are more cute than humans so this is not entirely unreasonable.

That said, humans matter too - Slava Ukraini

You need to upload fingerprints, iris scan and 3d scan of your feet, penis (if applicable) and nose internals (without socks) when registering. This is a requirement from the Uzbekistan’s government

Putin wants Baltics too

Of course, because you don’t become rich by paying taxes

Now that gravy boat is the president of the united states!

Majority of United States citizens are now verifiably fascist

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Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free

I might have turned to vampire at around 21

Meh, if they decide to ban a specific user from another instance because they don’t like that user’s content, it’s fully their right to do so.

If you’re devout blahaj user but love NCD, might be a good idea to create an alt for fighter porn then. Otherwise meh it is what it is.

Pot calling kettle black or something

Trump is not responsible for his security though, secret service is. Would think that those guys would know to not wear random trackers with them