Well your life certainly can be short if you lick just whatever.

*zips them really quickly *

Try this model, I always use it.

it might be that it wasn’t used for eating

If I broke into your house holding a knife would it be morally wrong for you to hide in the wardrobe?

don’t got one :P

ok 😉

Making overpriced games is more evil than murdering hundreds of people? Do you hear yourself?

yearn for the mines cacao plantations

be the change you want to see in the world

Probably both

shrimp is bugs 👍

Oh. At what point does harmless tourism become mass tourism?

More like if you are planning a trip to a place that already suffers from overtourism, don’t.

I don’t want to fuck anyone who is pooping at the moment.

Like this?

Saw the Sun and decided to fly to the biggest lamp there is.

It’d be mengo, since women is in plural for some reason (despite being just one woman).

You know that non-abrahamic religions exist, right?