Ignotum

USA is really quite safe, just remember to not be black or a woman

Oh and wear a ballistics vest if you’re going anywhere near a school

Lol, 700kWh?

Crypto is very powerhungry, but it’s not even close to that much much

Everybody knows why, it’s because instead of buying a house, they’re buying avocado toast!

/s if that somehow wasn’t obvious

There’s only one explanation

Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

Yes thank you for coming here on such short notice,
please go boom the people that keep calling us boomers

Ok Boomer

Yes

Just do it two more times, duh

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

Oh i was already doing one of those actually

I’m outside, holding my phone to scroll Lemmy, without gloves

I can with absolute confidence tell you that the coldest thing in the known universe is not some quantum chip, it’s my fingers

You don’t even need substances, if you just lie down for a while you’ll black out for like 8 hours

Less reliable but way cheaper than chemical blackouts

I’m out on a walk, listening to a podcast, and scrolling Lemmy…

I’m still short 2 forms of distraction, but i’m running out of senses to overstimulate!

An NP-hard water problem?

Are you sure? That flame is awfully close to the floof

That’s why it’s so scary 😱

The entire time he was thinking

“This could’ve been an email”

Karaoscopy

If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?