If you sometimes eat other people, doesn’t that mean you’re in an open diet, or that you’re polydietous?
“our new cancer drug is 99% effective!”
“So it doesn’t work in 1% of cases? Then what’s the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen”
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.
Don’t trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌
All three of those things are myths,
the clitoris, the female orgasm and females,
all made up
He doesn’t look a day past 80
Oh, i must’ve misremembered, my bad
That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔
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Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it
This is why monke good, monke fast learner
Man-made man-steaks beyond my comprehension
This map only contains the canon countries, not your OCs (original countries)
He’s just a drop in the mariocean
You can do it, you’re so close, just a little deeper and you’ll get them!
No ships, just a bunch of seamen swimming towards the russian warships, poking them with thumbtacks causing them to deflate
No no, god gets their meaning from super-god, and super-god gets their meaning from super-duper god, etc
It’s gods all the way down
And on the bottom, holding everything up, is Godzilla (praise be)
I listened to a preacher preach about how our lives wouldn’t have any meaning if a divine being doesn’t exist that has a plan for all of us.
I believe Godzilla is that divine being, and his plan for us all is to be his snacks!
Praise the great lizard! 🙏🙌
The entire time he was thinking
“This could’ve been an email”