Damn, that’s impressive! What languages do you know, if it’s not too invasive?

Not the time, Joe!

The ol’ creepy spoop peepee poop?

And still never once did you stop and ask whether it’s you who speaks the wrong language.

I hope my foot bones don’t look like that. Gross.

Oh, shit, got 'em!

Thank you all for your service.

Now that there’s a Microsoft/Windows app store, any app not sourced there is sideloaded.

I’ve lived in trailer parks and worked for multi-millionaires/firms worth billions, so yes. With some exceptions, rich people are insanely insecure and often just fucking boring.

Thanks, Obama.

Deez nuts

Edit: Which I recently found is a real brand of nuts. Dee’s Nutz, I believe. So be careful or you may just end up with some unexpected, delicious peanuts to snack on.

This is so stupid and completely genius at the same time. It would absolutely work for me.

Does the Bible corrupt, or is the Bible attractive to questionable people?

Pretty sure Mmm Bop is credited with inventing scat music, which eventually caught on in jazz a bit.

Guys like Bob Vila walk the path Ice paved.

New 1,200 Hz displays? Well, it did say 1,000-plus…

Gavin Nelson, that’s the guy that did “After the Rain,” right? Love that guy. Fitting song for these trying times.

They’re fucking, aren’t they?

That really depends on who you ask from those times.

“Indubitably.”

“Indubitably.”

“Indubitably.”

• King of the Hillock