Awww those weasel hands

Oh great, good luck getting that outta my head!

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

- Happy birthday!

- Thanks, you too!

I think that would be purgatory.

Heaven and Hell

This is not the first time you’ve posted about Ashlyn. She’s a 14 year old so there’s a high likelihood that she’s genuinely intolerable. But aren’t you in your twenties? Maybe don’t fixate on her so much. Lena needs to figure this out for herself.

Is this your ex Sam, who you posted about only one week ago, asking whether it would be a mistake to get back together? And the general consensus was to stay away because he’s clearly not into you?

It makes me toot too much :(

Ohhh now I remember, he was so happy :)

But didn’t he get tired of frog tchotchkies after a while?

I know this is random, but today a new community for women’s interests was created. I’ve agreed to share it around so if you’re interested, come join us at !WomensStuff@lazysoci.al

Well this is random, but today a new community for women’s interests was created. I’ve agreed to share it around so if you’re interested, come join us at !WomensStuff@lazysoci.al

I feel like this was a thing on The Good Place.

Ouais is more like ‘yeah’, not ‘yes’.

Didn’t you already post about this?

In a world full of people, only some want to buy

I go grocery shopping once a week, and I’m buying just for two adults. Most things I get at Aldi, and some things at Giant if I don’t like the Aldi version, or Aldi doesn’t sell it. I do make a list ahead of time, but I buy mostly the same things every week.

A typical aldi trip includes bananas, berries (rasp or blue usually), avocados, some kind of fresh green veg for dinner (typically spinach, asparagus, or green beans), bread, jaffa cakes, coffee, low-fat cheese, laundry detergent & fabric softener, windex, dishwasher pods, toilet paper, canned fire-roasted tomatoes (soooo many easy recipes with these!), sparkling water, eggs, egg whites, almond milk, yogurt, and pierogies. Then I typically get my meat at Giant (most of Aldi’s meat is pretty gnarly), plus things like toothpaste, evaporated milk, sugar packets, paper towels, canned lentils (my Aldi doesn’t carry these???), and a little bouquet of flowers. And then some random things I buy on Amazon, like my tea (yorkshire gold), farro, protein powder, low-fodmap ingredients, etc.

I spend about $150 a week unless I’m out of something expensive like paper towels.

Trainspotting
Hackers
Atomic Blonde
Go
Grease
The Big Lebowski
The Crow
Mary Poppins