Look into irc.

I understand the ick factor, but dishwashers are built to sanitize. Its going to get hotter than anything you’d wanna stick your hands in.

The biggest worry would be the bristles clogging the drain.

Now ask her how she cleans her sex toys.

This will seem counterintuitive, but if this is your actual layout, move your wireless AP to either where the bed is or where the xbox is, assuming there’s power and wiring in either spot for it.

Even if it did, run it through a sieve or coffee filter.