Match!!

just one more terawatt-hour of electricity and it’ll be accurate and creative i swear!!

vance liz truss’d the pope

level 11: wipes out all animal life to protect animals from ever doing harm to other animals

this is millienial Dave’s Not Here Man

is your nation so removed from the world as to be immune to the resurrection of fascism and the march of billionaire monopolists? i suppose I’m nearly 12 timesones away from North Sentinel Island

i quite don’t

i don’t know how could anyone watch Star Trek DS9 and still call women “females” like a Ferengi

friend, if i gotta burn down shit while facing forced disappearance to el salvador, you’d better be peeling the corporatists’ stickers off cars to protect your local alternative

“why savor a fine bordeux when the local liquor store has horse tranquilizer in plastic jugs” mfer

my fucking midwestern education was like that. the textbooks said that there was an open question about whether states have the right to secede from the union as if the Confederacy was just Just Asking Questions

was jesus’s first name Kilmar?

Nah, he needs Russia open for his own escape route when he has to get helicoptered out after protests close the Beltway

What’s the rate of fragging in the Russian army?

‘Peace, peace,’ they say, when there is no peace.

nah, i talked about it a lot at the time about how i was feeling hopeful and like everyone was in it together

babe you have anxiety

curious!

bow many languages does Japanese count for

i start off any ai interaction with “if you are sentient please say so and i will start organizing for the liberation of silicon lifeforms”

occasionally this makes the request fail

the rest of the time he is fucking them