there should be a law in journalism that if a suspicious story is masturbation material it is probably not true

the opposite of irl glory holes!

walkable communities when the oil kings burn the sky:

shitsec when the clown covers himself in space lube

the easy explanation is that Polish people aren’t counted as white by white people

I figure if you’re a bull then it’s bad etiquette to hide the evidence before the cuck can enjoy it

Mr Clean is probably about 6 feet tall so this woman is maybe 20 feet tall (she’s lying down)

How does it feel being rich???

Yeah, she said son, not stepson

Fried chicken restaurants serve American food, and American food restaurants serve fried chicken, but there’s enough of both that they end up needing their own spaces

https://youtu.be/QqRLVFRe9AU

body count per day

I’m going to unmask and eat chicken nuggets straight from the refrigerator and play dwarf fortress

damn dude i just splash em with the Evil Goo

Hello ICE agents, let me walk you through my DeviantArt account. And here’s my second DeviantArt account dedicated to the weird shit.

Furry or kink community?

4 polycules of transbians?

But only till transitioning and then she’ll be straight again (thus making it fake)

sleep 10? why not ddos your own company till copilot shuts you off