Never give Nintendo money.

Do things that are never finished. Optimize the everloving bejeezus out of some code. Endlessly fiddle with webpage layouts. Explore and review all the ways not to reticulate a spline.

‘Systemic dysfunction? Sounds like a personal failing.’

Don’t use inline code / code blocks formatting for text. There’s no line breaks and the syntax highlighting is nonsense.

This should run on your computer.

Headline case makes this nigh incomprehensible.

Elmo’s going to get fucked and tossed aside like every other asshole that deals with The Idiot. Did you miss the endless list of former cronies who endorsed Kamala, specifically because they worked with this walking personality disorder?

Any time you imagine some “4D chess” explanation, where surely there must self-consistent clever schemes behind this batshit insane nonsense, that is you, as a reasonable person, figuring out why a reasonable person would do something that looks batshit insane. That explanation will never predict future nonsense. These people are exactly as crazy as they appear. The gallingly simple explanation for why this all looks so fucking stupid is that fascism is not rational.

Stop expecting it to make sense.

Downvotes on the comment suggest I already have.

I really adore the game-developing parts of Nintendo. I even admire their history of promoting creative randos. But their legal department is a threat to entire concepts on the internet and in general computing, so the whole company can go fuck a rake.

Never give Nintendo money.

Mozilla had the right idea with FirefoxOS - doing everything as HTML. All the apps people give a shit about are glorified browser windows anyway. What Mozilla fucked up was aiming for a low-end market… with an OS defined by constant power / performance overhead.

Every application in any modern phone could be transpiled HTML5 and you would not know the difference. If it’s not “one o’ them Genshin Impacts” then it probably already is.

Awful.systems banned me immediately and permanently for one (1) detailed but televisable comment going ‘oh great, this again.’ Some places just want a megaphone to enforce their circlejerk.

Yeah, that guy’s not joking.

It’s not some kayfabe act. He is sincere in all of that posturing assholery.

Block and move on.

You mean there are themes besides “the 80s, 90s, and today?”

Because I’ve been hearing that phrase for twenty-odd years.

Some things never belong on classic rock stations because they’re not fucking rock!

They’ll make up all kinds of bullshit for you to deal with.

They put DRM into cables.

Senyuu.

Very lax dress code in Norway. Did you see that documentary, Not Another Teen Movie?

The userbase’s downvote-happy inability to take criticism barely matters.

The other half of what’s wrong with .ml is the blatant censorship all over the goddamn site.