Still a solid answer, though, even not understanding the assignment.

Dude just wants to see his parents smash

What if you went back and the dinosaurs all just spoke perfectly understandable English but with a British accent? Nobody would ever believe you when you came back since “all of the science” suggests that dinosaurs didn’t speak modern English with British accents.

America Don’t Be a Global Embarrassment for One Day Challenge (Difficulty Impossible)

This man lemmy’s

Might as well just disable the whole site

I was thinking more like “pursue therapy” but that works, too

Jesus, what a miserable outlook. Maybe take a break from being online for a while.

Imagine if instead of a podcast or audiobook or symphonic power metal you had to listen to the screams of your lawn as you mowed its life short

Turn their reply to this post upside down

Searing does not seal in moisture in meat; it causes it to lose some moisture. Meat is seared to brown it and to affect its color, flavor, and texture

This one fucked me up.

I, too, would like a house for $1 please

I think it’s because if you take the numbers individually, 225 looks like it would be half of 550 because 25 is half of 50.

But in actuality, half of 550 is 275.

Thank you 🙏

Okay, got it. Thanks so much for enlightening me.

Ahh okay, that image helps. Thank you for educating me!

I know this is a stupid question but I am a stupid person and so it falls to me to ask. What happened at the end? It looks like the drone slams into the guy. Does the drone have remotely detonated explosives or does the impact itself kill him?

Square Enix literally has this in FFXIV and it’s half of what Blizzard wants for their mount ($42 USD). And at least the FFXIV whale mount has in-world lore history and isn’t just an overt cash grab.