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Nah, judging by that rumpled raincoat, it looks like he lives in his car.
🎵Natalie Holloway. That angel!
Final Fantasy 1000 Peg
“Have you come up with a solution yet?”
“Neighh”
He fortunately avoided the train, but unfortunately still owns a Tesla.
(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!
You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!
I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.
You guys are getting responses?
I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.
That’s nice but do they hold the world record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito?
“You might enjoy F1 racing, but I value fuel-efficient commuters more.”
We can like both things.
Is “dozens” a large amount?
Never-nudes: no
Safety flaws in aircraft production: yes
Coulda bought 8 of these instead, just sayin’
'Til we meet again, guys.
Damnit do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate post-prandial upper abdominal distention!
An old lady refused to retire before she died so now cops can stop me if they suspect I’m pregnant.
“Damn that’s crazy”
Do you ever stop and think about the fact that you can travel in one direction West or East and go forever, but you can’t go North or South forever.
Fuckin corpos, man
Sir, a second scientist has questioned the ethics of cloning extinct animals for a theme park.