I thought this was an Onion article as I scrolled, wtf.

This is my top one too. It’s always a fun replay. Terraria and Stardew are probably tied for second.

NFL, but I want more than just local games.

I do the same, haven’t found a better service for just watching football, but I’m all ears.

I started with jerboa and I’d agree, I just keep going back to it after trying new ones.

Vapoorize!

My grandpa took me and a friend to see Mars Attacks in the theater, he went to a different movie so we could be on our own. Legend.

Envy (2004) starting Jack Black and Ben Stiller. I recently rewatched this as it had been 10+ years since I last saw it. I was pretty surprised to see how poorly rated it was. Supposedly Jack and Ben even apologized for it. I don’t know, I still think it’s funny.

When I was a kid Kemps used to make this and peanut butter milk for the state fair, I remember really liking both

I have so many of these saved on my phone

I started shaving my head just because I hated getting haircuts. I had a few times where I missed a couple spots but now it’s second nature and is faster than shaving my face.