19 years, 5 months, 21 days, 16 hours, and 23 minutes.

If the material world survived, living in a large city, I could probably scavenge for non-perishable foods for quite some time.

If it’s a nuclear wasteland and I’m fending off mutants, I guess it depends on how many caps and nuka-cola I can find.

Congrats! You’re human.

The Cable Guy with Jim Carrey. I thought it was hilarious.

Actually, I think I’d prefer the god of gapes.