I would rip em up as a kid all the time.

Exaggerating?

Why don’t we try lying, bait and switch. Perhaps criminal investigation for consumer fraud?

Just post all this and the coordinates anonymously to some True Crime forums and let the obsessed people hound it.

Calling the local PD was a laughably bad idea. But unfortunately that train has sailed.

I remember getting stuck on Myst trying to light a fire. I kept sticking the match in and it kept not working. Got very frustrated. Took way too long to realize I had never actually struck the damn thing.

I find that the ones that want attention don’t particularly enjoy being punched in the face either.

I’m literally angry with rage!!

My brother in Christ. We’re supposed to be in an Ice Age now.

So you’re saying it’s hopeless.

When exactly did you think immaturity would be surpassed?

Aspartame gives me mad headaches anyway.

Not sure if serious

Rick and Morty was pretty damn huge for a minute there. Think you’re underestimating it’s impact.

God. Can you imagine how much better his reputation would be if he just said. “okay, let’s go”

Pogrom

I feel personally attacked.

Bound to happen eventually.

Pogrom

Just drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then.

This kills the platform.

Implying that the Right isn’t incompetent is a bridge too far for me though.

Elon probably legitimately thought everyone agreed with him and would fall in line and lick nuts.