I am not here to teach people about how K9 reproduction works. I posted enough with those 3 emojis.

If you don’t already know, then you don’t need to know.

It all depends on how one interprets ‘tie the knot’, and I have no idea how Apple’s software interprets it…

🐕🪢🐩…

Probably the fact that it contains the ‘tie the knot’ emoji and the ‘squirt’ emoji…

Edit: Those spotted in the last 3 rows, if it helps locate them.

I’ll toss you a haha and upvote for the sarcasm, but there’s no recycle bins around here (or probably anywhere in my state or neighboring states for that matter).

Not too far, Mississippi.

It’s mostly because of fatty foods. The fats/oils tend to solidify in the colder temperatures of sewage lines, ultimately causing clogged lines.

Our waste though has generally digested a large amount of that fat, whether it gets built up on your belly and ass or whether a lot of it gets expelled in the sweat.

Edit: Also, ideally, bacteria helps a lot with breaking down human waste and toilet paper, making the waste easier to flow through the pipes.

At today’s prices, I have to buy shoes by the toe. It takes 10 months just for the toes, and that’s not including the heels, soles, socks, and tariffs and shit…

I have about the same luck with shoes. Once I finally find the perfect fitting shoes and wear them out, I’m lucky if I can find the same shoes new even once again… ☹️

Do you feel guilty when your phone battery goes below 40%?

• Yes, oh shit, I need to charge!
• No, fuckit, let it run dead.

That’s completely understandable, and I don’t blame you a bit. Hope you have a good day.

If it worries you, then run it in a virtual machine, or just don’t bother with it, that’s up to you. It was developed in and runs best on Windows XP.

I wouldn’t literally sign my name to a project that would cause any mischief or tarnish my reputation of being a generally decent person. It’s harmless, I guarantee it. Maybe a little buggy here and there, it is a prototype after all, but it’s harmless.

I’m not about to share the source code.

The front end GUI code was written in RapidQ, which itself was an incomplete prototype programming language by William Yu, released unfinished and buggy in August 2000.

It only had a relatively small following under Yahoo Groups before that got shut down, where some really talented hackers managed to patch the language to fix memory leaks and find workarounds to practically all the bugs.

And that, my fellow Lemming, is the main reason I won’t be sharing the source code. You’d look at some areas of the code and wonder what the fuck, unless you were very familiar with RapidQ and it’s quirks.

Why did I pick RapidQ? Because it was free, and the project has its earliest roots in QuickBasic from back in 2009, so it was easier for me to migrate to RapidQ when I got ready to delve into Windows programming.

The backend code is written in FreeBasic, which actually is portable between Windows and Linux, but the code looks like QuickBasic and C made love and had a baby.

To my knowledge, there’s only about a dozen people that even half understand how the program works, as it’s rather abstract compared to other graphics software.

My software is no virus, it doesn’t even make any communication with the internet. It was a work of experimental passion of color processing.

I’ve never been interested in web apps, I’m a firm believer that software shouldn’t be tied to the internet unless absolutely necessary.

It’s basically an innovative way of processing bitmaps and photo-accurate color gradients. Try it out if you want, or not, that’s up to you. But I guarantee you it’s no virus.

Yeah I know, I spent 2011 through 2017 researching that.

https://tinyurl.com/colorpainter15b

What pants?

You wear pants?

Who said I don’t?

My leg length is right though…

Licensed to whom exactly?

If you gotta space out the link to avoid spam filters, it’s a fucking scam.

I’d describe them as Bo Burnham…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcU

Interesting. I’ll tell ya what though, he was anything but a Christian, nor were his brothers.

A huge 3 leaf clover on the side of a dude’s neck, solid filled in green of course. Not to mention the other random tattoos on his face and stuff, but seriously, a 3 leaf clover? Why not a 4 leaf?..