Did he fart?

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

Oh no! The Americans will have to say Stop! again.

To be fair, chocolate milk comes from milk.

Milk comes from cows.

Most cows are at least partially brown, many 50% or more brown.

Conversly, albino cows constitute a small portion of the milk supply.

So it is, arguably, a correct statement.

Both sides.

One wing is cheaper than two!

MAX profits!

Oiligarchy more precisely.

Mortgage to pay, health care insurance costs, kids tuition, …

Slaves to the systems of life.

They had Bernie and killed his chances every time.

Democratic Party : Republican Party :: Washington Generals : Harlem Globetrotters

Andrew Shultz origin story revealed

He was concerned Fat Man had diabetes.

There is no known point in time where Tucker Carlson and Bill Hicks were in the same room. Do your own math.

Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.

If only those affected could call for an appointment to swap to those low or no cost phones.

engagement prisons

Need to get Elon’s AI robot to master ju-jit-su and target Zuck.

Are you also cold?

Have I got news for you!

Duct tape?

Only legal for educationale, reproductioning, or ownin dem libs. (sic.)