Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

Great now that Lion King song is playing in my head.

NGL it’s kind of refreshing when a scientist says “We don’t know.”

“Death Star Superlaser”

Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

I pretty much re-invented myself around 20 and became a much better person for it and have had a pretty great life for the past fifteen years or so.

Ironically I had a lot of friends growing up but almost all of them turned into garbage monsters and I actually chose to be friend-free outside of my significant other not long after 20 and I really don’t miss the friend experience. I do have a lot of casual acquaintances and my wife tells me I’m great in social situations but I just don’t feel the need any more to expend energy on friends when I have my family and hobbies.

Hacker sanctions are finally real.

" . . . in which to be an Oligarch."

I think you should get a pass for pity parties with your own family. I get really sick like once every five years. By Zeus, I want to be coddled when I’m really sick!

Be me, working chad

See co-worker come in and tell people he’s sick

Disgusting co-workers all leave him alone

Get idea

Tell people I’m sick

Smelly Nelly still wants to grope me

Gaaaaah what must I do to escape these germ bags!

There are popular kids with souls.

Horsey dance party ensues.

I feel like this is a Euphemism for many voters and the upcoming election.

Education can only get so far with inherently dumb people.

You probably wouldn’t want to experience taste from your testicles, anyway. If this were the case, as Brahmbhatt points out, you’d constantly “taste” the smell of your scrotum and testicles—even sperm. Yuck.

Anon’s mom told me that it’s actually not so bad.

Anon you can always buy a strap-on and have her use it on you if that’s what it takes to maintain the friendship.

FYI I spent fifteen years as a property manager for one of the bigger development/rental companies in the US and represented them hundreds of times in court in four different states. Judges are generally pretty hostile to tenants unless you bring a really solid case, and even then, if the landlord is making an effort to address your grievances they’re most likely going to side with the landlord (in my experience).

Unless you are gonna take 25% off my bill for labor savings, I am not going to take my monthly shopping through a self checkout. I had to once when I had no choice, and I’ll never do it again.

I also faced that scenario once and walked out of the store leaving my $400 worth of groceries sitting in front of the abandoned cashier lanes. The profit from just my purchase would have paid for a full cashier shift that day. Instead they got to pay for restocking and ruined frozen food and meat.