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Better yet.

Go to a Doctor and watch him/her do the same with a sciency named google.

Then you really know you’re gonna die.

You just have to wonder that glimmer in his eyes. He looks like a fun fellow with a brain. Not the beady eyes of hate and brain damage they are now.

Only hope is that current bunch appear to be morons and sycophants, but they can pave the way to something much worse. Honor and dignity has disappeared from politics and surprising many stabilising things were reliant on that. Now everything goes and Trump will go like a Duracell rabbit.

I feel for you. People just voted in power kind of asshats their grandparents fought a war against.

Please god let Trump say something insanely insulting about the pope. More then that “very sad, very stupid and weak man” nonsense.

I don’t have a body odor, so I keep telling my wife she’s just imaging me. Is that gaslighting?

Sticking your dick in crazy will make your life interesting.

… or rinse with bleach. Guaranteed to reduce the number of patients.

Gotta start selling “Bought this before it was fascism”-stickers.

Too bad wizards aren’t real.

Although, if they were, they would definitely conjure some “nut grinders”.

My wife sometimes teases me by tickling my nostrils with her pinky when I’m concentrated watching something she doesn’t care about.

One time I crabbed her hand and shoved that pinky so deep her second knuckle was inside my nose. She was screaming her head off.

Haven’t been able to do that more than once after that when she forgot. Now she’s always on guard.

Not sure why would nihilist even be there.

I’m in. Sounds like a real plan.

First who gets the click drowns everything that follows. Because nobody has attention span to spare to read about Greenland the second time.

Wonderful time to create alternative realities.

Is somebody claiming procrastination is worthless?

Although I’m pretty sure Isreal-Palestine BS was sparked by Russian intelligence operatives, I’d still fact check this.

Does this mean Brits need to through their bank to get a wank?

Well, woudn’t be the first time words get new meaning due to events in history.

In nordic countries using taxation to limit gap between rich and poor, keeping government control of vital resources, free government sponsored healthcare, handing social welfare to poor and disabled, etc. is considered socialism.

Right wing politics is the opposite. They want to privatise everything, leave the poor and the disabled to charity organisations that work on donations from people who care, don’t think the rich should be taxed for being rich. Basically minimising government ownership and control of societys money flow to establish truly free market.

The day when we see a Russian with self made old timey blunderbuss pistol is coming.

Lord let me be wrong.