It’s a urinal, I would hope it doesn’t have access to any poop to analyze.

Mine goes: open the image,

I love the implicit idea that celebrities are region-locked like video games lol

Having been to Paris myself not too long ago, their rudeness is far overhyped. They were actually quite pleasant to us for the most part, only a handful of interactions that I would consider rude, mostly from street scammers. Maybe I just got lucky or missed some social cues, but I’m not sure where this idea of the openly contemptuous average Parisian comes from.

I am cursed with this relevant and more accurate image, so now you are as well 😔