My car floor mat agrees. I’ve washed it ten times and only after getting a special cat urine removing spray it stopped smelling like a hobo.

If it was the seat or it leaked into the carpet I’d be fucked.

So much cringe shit was doge. I can’t anymore.

Each time I think of doge coin it takes a week of my life.

My gf does this constantly. She is afraid of every man on the street. If there is a homeless or god forbid mentally ill person on her path she’s basically terrified.

Yes, she does listen to true crime podcasts. Yes, we live in a relatively safe part of a relatively safe country.

That’s a big anal bead.

They wouldn’t handle it.

Ukraine gets pretty cold in the winter. Morale must be at an all time high.

Don’t you miss seating at a bench with your friends, in front of your block, with a bottle of vodka, gopniks?

I would say you’re right

The US government has more pressing issues I think.

Maybe it can shut the fuck up an let me do my job in contrast to its judicial branch.

Corrected. Thanks.

The second I get an ad on premium I cancel my subscription. Blocking ads on apple tv wasn’t easy, but Ill find a way

Fuck you man! You gave them the idea.

Please tell me the whole world isn’t going to suck his balls like last time

I’m sure this story is true.

At 16 he was already a sweaty, fat neckbeard with a MLP t-shirt and more acne in his face than oil in the middle east.

If the left is divisible by memes its no wonder they lost to the right.

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Remember Bush v Gore?

Just like that.

Didn’t they like cancel a bunch of factory projects recently?

The future of transportation everybody: a car.

Are belong to us