This made me laugh out loud at my desk. Thank you

SIRI CANCEL

Keep it up Europeans and Canada! -The sane half of America

Greenland, no sane American wants to take your country from you. Sorry our “president” sucks. He’s an idiot. Or malignant narcissistic sociopath.

I got banned for my support of Luigi as well. 15 year account over there. Sometimes you gotta say goodbye to a friend.

Siri is so useless. All these years and I use her to basically set timers and reminders.

I think a lot of folks assume that evolution means “all the crappy stuff whittled out over time, and only the good stuff remains” when in fact I think evolution aims for “eh, they reproduced. Good enough”