Well, someone did a wet doodoo while speaking to the nation.

I am waiting for his fans go “BUT ITS ONLY THE PERSONAAAAAAA”.

Makes all the “mom fucking” on CoD so much more real.

Reverse image search gives me a Spotless starling.

But if it is a new species I call dibs on naming it: Grumpy featherfluffle.

I can actually vibe with driving through a war zone in a golf cart rather than fucking walk at all.

I remember that day. It was when a drunk Russian with a spear proved us all that Skynet has shit on humanity.

Monkey always wins.

You think Slobodan is chugging them shots in hell?

So we are back at normal 😎

Aren’t they already defederated from everything and anything in the known universe?

I remember there, when the Russian Internet connection went down, and for like a day all those kinds of posts nearly evaporated.

Oh shit, I remember this one. For a short time Reddit became a loooooooooot friendlier. Not friendly but friendlier. You could have a nice conversation with someone opposing your views and it came to an actual trade of insights. I valued that a lot. No fucking derailment with stupid ass nonsense and childish jibes. (At least for the most part. Reddit is after all Reddit)

1000 IQ power move: Valve promotes a fake game with fake trailers and fake reviews.

Day of the release approaches.

People buy and fire it up.

Starting screen says “Half Life 3”.

Thousands die from a stroke.

If you ever find yourself in a war against Italy, breaking a bundle of spaghetti will send out a shockwave which causes any Italian in a 3 km radius to fall into cardiac arrest.

Alright, you have my attention.

What the hell are “AK-15 feet” and “Gorilla Woman”?

Microsoft is really rimjobbing that kafkaesque.

I wouldn’t think about it too much. People downvote for the strangest reasons. Also OP doesn’t care and didn’t even notice. Which is the best take on votes I think.

I would like to also add “made up stories”.

I burned down an orphanage and stabbed everyone who tried to flee. AITA?!

Posted from an account that exclusively interacted with porn and Fortnite subs.

Asking the real questions here.

“So, we started using teleportation now.”

• Everyone in Game of Thrones from season 6 onward.

Point taken.

This has nothing to do with the shitstorm (it mostly hit Arrowhead anyway), and I think the review bombing didn’t affect their decision making that much. What I think happened was, Sony saw the massive refunds. They got hit right into the wallet 😩

This makes me smile.