Typical Mac user.

The AI ate my homework.

I guess he finally realized that a 747 really is bigger and faster that his 757.

And yet they’re bigger, fly higher and faster, and have longer range than his 757.

That expression. “Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of ol’ Skeeter to go 'round.”

I’m doing so well just believing the opposite of whatever he says.

I now own a Browntooth speaker.

Apart from everything else, that’s a great headline pun.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It’s been downhill since.

Have the banned buzkashi yet?

Taliban is going to have to ban a bunch of stuff, because people who get a rush from gambling will gamble on anything.

Just suckers, like an octopus.

When he shook Chief Justice Roberts’ hand and said “Thank you,” after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a “Great job, here’s your severance check, bu-bye now” kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.

Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn’t move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg

My sympathies exactly, my dear fellow.

Best regards,

A Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire