my stepmother tried to explain how the hymen works to me, but described it as a “stopper” instead of the ring of tissue it actually is. so, I wound up mutilating myself in an attempt to “break” it. having one or more sexually repressed religious people as legal guardians can lead to some gnarly results.

surprisingly, middle school sex ed taught me a bit more than you’d think it would, including how a condom is put on.

piano cover of a billie eilish song in my ass. okay

I’m glad I disabled copilot in the registry. the poweruser shit I do to make my computer usable is actually why I’d actually do really well with linux lmao

what ever happened to respecting your fellow humans and treating them as people?

that’s actually a bit reassuring to know

good luck on that afghan!

thanks, I actually kinda remember ceiling cat now lol

ewwww, a paywall.

“his pronouns are they/them” type energy

finally, a meme I’m actually too young to understand! someone gimme lore pls

dude, I love creepypastas, long long long man AND scp

gosh, that makes me feel really nervous

I’m beyond thrilled! can’t wait to see some of my favorite communities spring up here.

not yet, but I feel like there inevitably will be a mushroom guy community with all of the folks migrating from reddit lol

😬

I find amigurumi to be really intuitive! I even figured out how to do a magic ring. good luck on your future projects :)

I’m the same way after I got into countless arguments with grown adults on deviantart when I was 13 or some shit 💀

idk why that one is so low. i’d expect something like that to be higher tbh

lol at crypto

Not necessarily, no