No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I’m not a woman and can’t gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children’s hospital is a full pussy move.

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You’ll use much less TP and not need “flushable” wipes that still clog your main sewage line