Spykee

WHAT???
NEW ZEALAND???
That cute little place that stresses over eating eggs from chickens being in cages, THAT New Zealand is copying the shithole country called the U S of the fucking A?
Why the fuck?
Throw some seasonal workers at them to calm their titties.

That I am available…
hmu bitches

Yeah. She will always be there when nobody responds to your booty call. Sluts are the real friends in your life.

I also live in Asia.
This isn’t a question about a developed palate. It’s about which one of these shit food is preferred.
Be inclusive bro, learn to eat some shit.

Bros too smart to finish submitting their assignments on time decide to audition for corporate poster boys.

This is common sense.
If you see me in that middle of a productive task like sleeping, munching on cheese, drinking bourbon from the bottle or manhandling my Johnson, please refrain from acting on your urge to show me the right path.
I know that path, that’s why I’m not on it.

Microsoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn’t they think they’d be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?