Oh my gosh what I wouldn’t do for pizza delivery! I have celiac and my kids are autistic, one of whom only eats like 7 things (pizza is not one). My husband gets a gold start for keeping us all fed/alive.

You have described his occupation perfectly. It’s not always as awesome as it sounds tho: tonight he had to referee 4 screaming boys in a bouncy house in our living room while making dinner. I’m happy to report everyone survived.

Very little, I basically achieved everything 10 year old me wanted (own a house, work with my dad, have a house husband, own a car - I was a really boring 10 year old).

Eat Tex-Mex food. And Six Flags Hurricane Harbor Splashtown is in that area.

I hope your treatment goes well!

Brondo, the thirst mutilator.

Ranch dressing. I hated it for years, but I moved to the suburbs and suddenly it tasted good (seriously). 🤷

I buy it for my kids because they are on the spectrum and McDonald’s French fries are literally 1 of 7 foods one of them will eat. I would eat it, because I love it, but I have celiac and can’t.

Bed. Sleeping is the best.

💯

This was really on me, but I once ate yogurt that was well past its expiration date and ended up with hives everywhere.

Puma, mountain lion and cougars are the same animal. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/mountain-lion-puma-cougar

I used rigamarole in an email to a colleague today. And I regularly use kerfuffle.

Solid dad joke.

It is sorta internally divided, but there are places where you can see from one end to the other (about a mile).

It’s actually kind of amazing to see a building with multiple assembly lines of wide body airplanes. The tour is well worth the drive to Everett if you are ever in Seattle.

Does a factory count? If so… https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_Everett_Factory

Purrrerfect

Touche!

Because there are more important topics to cover, such as the fascist leanings of the other key candidate.

It is actually easier to just get a different job with better leadership. You can say exactly what you wrote in your exit interview.