I recall an American boy that was indicted by Australia for making long-distance prank phonecalls. Australia wanted to give the kid a booting and relations between the US and Australia have never fully recovered.

You better be careful. You’re starting to sound like an agent of chaos. We don’t take kindly to those around here…

He’s ready for his coffin

It’s ok. It was a really short rant.

You’re asking for more diversity in article images

well ooh la dee dah… just call it a car hole

Death by snu snu

“Know B^4 you buy”