Santa’s about to get fucked
Santa’s about to get fucked
Have you ever met a toddler? Try doing peekaboo 4 times with a 3-year-old and then tell them you’re bored. Unless you’re willing to deal with screams for 16 hours, you’re only about 996 peekaboos away from a satisfied toddler.
Locking an iphone for only 10 years sounds like a toddler with a short attention span.
Games aren’t about fun! I don’t appreciate your whimsical attitude, it scares the serious adult in me!
Politics under the guise of religious differences?
He liked fava beanis
How do they even afford to eat???
I haven’t seen Stephen Miller have a meltdown like that since his hairline liquefied and ran down his face
Edit: I guess only Ghouliani’s hair ran down his face. Miller just dusted his head with Norelco trimmings
less known older brother
Hence the old adage “Less is Moe and more is Les”
I feel like my day isn’t complete until I’ve seen one of your game screenshots. I actually have nearly zero investment in the games you’re actually playing, I just appreciate knowing that things are still going well enough for you that you get some time to play a game and post.
I hope you have a good life, thank you for bringing a warm glow into mine.
Meant to put 450. They’re the humvee driver of people only slightly below average height
Yes. Maybe. Who?
Oh wow, you can fuck aaaallllllllllllll the way right off
They look like big, good, strong hands, don’t they?
If you’re not first, you’re last
Oh God, a window jumped out from nowhere!
And when you do die, you won’t see it coming!
I really don’t wanna upvote this, but I can’t not
I already didn’t!
Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed