Just be sure to remind him at every opportunity that he voted for things to be more expensive.

Just leave! Hit da bricks! Who cares what you need to leave behind, emigrating is super easy anyway. Just decide to go, every country in the world would love to have another American within their borders.

Oh no, of course he can’t. There’s decorum and precedent to consider! Best to give him free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants without fear of consequence or repercussion.

People are fucking stupid, and if the few people they look up to say masks are bad then that’s just how it is, regardless of facts or logic.

Does my doctor who stopped in the middle of an appointment, looked at me, and said “you know you’re neurodivergent, right?” count?

I wish I was happy. Not even all of the time, just some?

I’ve lost hope that things will ever get better. This is it, this is all life has to offer. If you don’t like it, well, suck it up.

That’s frickin adorable and I love it

Shortly after I started transitioning i had to use the bathroom and someone saw me go in. They waited outside for me to leave and glared at me while I did.

My manager later pulled me aside to apologize for the incident and assure me it wouldn’t happen again, the person had been talked to. I didn’t realize how it could have been even more mortifying until then.

I don’t expect to be alive by that point

Never needing to work again and actually having energy to do things would probably do the trick.

I could probably take down two, but when the third enters the picture I’m toast

I checked with hubs too and he thinks he could handle forty while wearing jeans and good boots

Two outta three ain’t bad is my other motto

Live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse

Wait what’s fromunda cheese?

Sorry, to clarify, swiping left is like backspace a word, if I swiped after now it’d delete “now”, then “after” if I did it again. If you typed our and it changed to out, you could swipe up and it’d revert back to our.

You can add or remove words from the dictionary by opening the app separately too, but most settings are accessed from the keyboard.

I use Fleksy, probably not as popular because it doesn’t have swype typing but I find the autocorrect works really well, and it’s easy to change the word if you don’t like what it corrected to by swiping up or down to different options, and you can swipe left to delete words. Built in gif support too, and there’s an extension to make the number row always show.

Nope, I expected to be dead no later than four years ago

Super important. I’m an idiot, and if we both are stupid we’ll be in serious trouble.

If you insist 😉