I wouldn’t say tend towards misanthropy as that’s a bit extreme. Maybe more that they’ll shy away from social situations but I think that’s still under the “socially awkward/anxious” umbrella.

I put an emphasis on the “needs to be isolated to recharge” aspect of introverted. Which broadens the spectrum of folks who are introverted but do well socially. I consider myself introverted and love social interaction and attention but too much and I do need to hermit away for a while, sometimes even mid-gathering.

That being said, going up to sing to strangers is big balls social hahaha. Sounds like OP just needs some work on empathy for more personal meaningful interaction.

What a GOAT’d reason to get pulled from the home.

Man was racking up legacy points til the end. May the champ rest in the peace he earned

I’m taking as their way of saying we can’t make a decent story. Like a kid taking his ball and going home with “nobody likes this game anyway”

Classic American breakfast 🤌

STEWPID. Gork is da best alwayz 😤

ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better

Set stop loss at 100%, got it 👍

The velociraptures got him 😩 RIP

Most don’t but that’s ok :) I still liked it

Ohh that’s a good one. The other books afterwards were great too.

Would’ve loved a sequel and would honestly not mind them artistically fudging it a bit to pick back up with an older Arthur Dent

If the board game were real, I’d bet it’d make rounds at eccentric 1% thrill-seeker game nights.

Would have to come dressed fully prepared and play somewhere out in a desert bunker made to withstand the freaky shit. Little pods for the players so they can see the animals from relative safety. But I could see it being their kinda fun.

Zathura on the other hand sounds like a death-sentence 99% of the time… Ain’t no bunker withstanding a black hole

This is so dumb funny. I am definitely trying it

Sitting with a grumpy stray cat at 3am waiting for animal rescue while I scare off the coyote that attacked him 🙃

Wish rabies wasn’t a thing so I could safely take him in myself :(

Considering they are designating “collection points” for the phones, I think you read it correctly.

One-time purchase is probably to incentivize not losing/selling your company phone.

Yep. Gotta stand by your principles. If he says yes here, then he’s gotta go out with alllll the married women 🙄

After you earn your hat during undergrad. They present you with the jacket for masters and some people continue on for the whip

Homelander has the additional power of corpo-political PR

Holy shit $49 billy a gram for polonium 209 (from the first source I found).

I figured the easy one would be some rare hue of diamond but gdamn

New cryptid spotted 🚨

Common problem. Just stick it in the microwave to turn the kernels into popcorn for the penguins. Solves itself really