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I don’t even get a full day out of my first gen pixel watch. Gotta turn the screen off to get close to it. Why am I wearing a watch that I can’t see the time on, again?

Well I’m glad someone does…

“somebody was mean to us eighty years ago, so we can do whatever we want now”

(Yes I know antisemitism predates the holocaust by millennia. Shh)

Remember when Google owned Motorola and they released two of the best Android phones that had ever been made (Moto X)?

Man, that was great. I miss my Moto X 2014. I wish Motorola still made phones that good. I have a G30 spare phone, and it’s… well it’s a phone.

ahhhhh Tuna in springwater, maybe. Tuna in oil, though… nice and moist!

I ask for Tuna and am disappointed when I get Tuna Salad, which is tuna, mayo (I assume) and onion. Like… did I ask for that extra shit? No!

I doubt he’s a dumbass, but he sure has absolutely zero long-term vision. Dude is all about the quarterly increases in profits, and sadly, that’s all capitalism give a shit about :(