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Danke.
Captain of the Kabob Palace Guard.
Danke.
Juiced up suspension? That (lada?) is not sagging as much as it should.
Hurray for the rural tank.
Swamp tank! Plants love it. First, you catch you a hunerd gallons of rain water…
The governor so based, he’s making surrounding states more based by osmosis.
Are they standing on an aircraft carrier? It could only be Kuznetsov, no other carrier is so stable under the weight of all that monster.
And lay a ton of self-fertilized eggs, all at the same time. There are only two genders, but she can switch as needed.
I haven’t seen any coverage of the historical revisionist wang measuring event of yesterday. How did it go? Was it fun, did the pentagon taco bell feature in it? Spill the cordite, please!
How long before Khaled leads a bold run n gun coup against his own masters, but stops in Napa?
Gah
That is economic assistance to rebuild after the battle. Cash for copper, it’s got to be safer than robbing substations.
They mean weird, thin slices of ham.
Good to know, I just wanted one to burn weeds in sidewalk cracks.
The world is full of possibilities! Adventure is out there!
Like invoices and scars? I’m not saying they’re not pleasing, but they’re no 1.) a husband washing dishes or 2.) a brand new Patriot missile system being unloaded at an undisclosed location.
Close support for Ukraine?
Those aren’t real. The Campaign for Human Rights and Natural Boobs starts here.
Sure, but this is a Russian and now, how will he pay for those hair implants? That is not a natural hairline, that’s butt hair transplanted and carefully fluffed with expensive gel. Someone knew.
I can’t use a stencil, there’s a barrier unit behind me …I mean, glory to the motherland! Forward to Kyiv!
Well, they are resuming the ghetto blaster than can be heard about 6 miles into the DPRK during the day, about 15 miles at night. First time in 5 years. Handsome Dan, Mr. Scream and the Morning Zoo comin atcha all day every day!!!