Fuck, I don’t wanna marry! I just wanna fuck around. I’m already married, what, who’s this thing wanting to marry this time?

They will have tractors that run on explosive charges I’m sure. The Ukrainians get ruzzian lemons and they’ve been making lemonade 🍋.

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The fox…

Oh fine. I didn’t return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn’t either.

I just need one for that.

Come round everyone! I got a proposal! How about we buy up entire city squares, then remove all vegetation and houses, then build endless labyrinths of corridors, cubes where we can live. And elevators and stairs to reach the next level! Using an elevator is just like riding a commuter bus thru the 4th dimension! Because you start at your cube and suddenly you’re at the cube on the next block that corresponds to your cube! But see you didn’t have to travel a full block horizontally! You rode vertically!

Outlook will soon know if you’re properly dressed for work while you’re WFH in case you’re not. They will detect pink pixels on your camera. They will detect gurgling noises, thuds, clapping noises, spitting, long wave vibrations such as fun chair bouncing and short wave vibrations such as clipping your hair sounds. The future is worthless! I mean endless!

Nobody needs more google drive storage my friend. Nobody does.

I haven’t yet! So how was it?

Brain drain is the perfect way to end monopolies.

Paid for by business of the North Part of the world… c’mon guys! Vitamin D and coffee!

Yeah let’s not do that. Only in fun stupid comments.

Instead we should continue this whatever it is. Give Ukraine ammo, let them use it up. Give them so more.

We’ve seen what happens when the US goes to war to defend others. We’ve seen what happens when the US replaces leaders. Etc, many scenarios have been played already. We should just let ruzzia use up all it’s might so it can become a more equal fight.

The Ukrainians would be very proud when they finally get to live in a free country that fought against invasion and won. The ruzzians would never attack again and hopefully become productive and against war like Japan or Germany.

The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.

Ok press the start button and slowly scan your penis, asshole and testicles. First apply included wax and pull forcefully and swiftly to remove hair.

Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!

So there’s an air leak upstream allowing a fire inside the gas line. And the house didn’t go up in flames I assume. Probably this situation would not end in a big explosion but rather just a house fire. Still pretty scary.

In other news, 5 kids have been jailed for possession of one barbie and 7 ken dolls. As we all know, there are unknown war applications to these sort of toys…like empathy and other sentiments.

Does blue light enhance sexuality?

Take it to Africa and drop all the stuff in the 🏜️ desert

Let’s believe it this time and drop it on him first?