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It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

They’re going to lady and the tramp it

Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Gussy

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

“You guys are still staffing window 1?”

Thank

I’m sorry your ice cream doesn’t have any sugar in it

If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that’s not your girl

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.

Similar to hump-catting

Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines

I’ve found my people