Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels
Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us
“You guys are still staffing window 1?”
I’m sorry your ice cream doesn’t have any sugar in it
If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that’s not your girl
12/10
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
Similar to hump-catting
Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines
I’ve found my people
Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up
My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll
Illuminati confirmed
Powerthirst is also crystal meth
has been eliminated
Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much