Yeah, well, I don’t want to suck your eyes.
Is he wearing pants?
What a wonderful person. I would love to be at his bbq.
This a really masculine cow (which are female)
these are both males…SMH they snuck trans agenda past us
This is udder chaos
milking it for all they’ve got
I think it’s a moo-tivational poster and in our breast interest.
Nice tits sir
I loved her in Kung Pow, great fight scene
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I think we all looked
excuse me sir why would you leave them expose if you don’t want people loo-[redacted for sexist comments, racism, bigotry, anti-lgbt, infringing on human rights, privacy, 1st amendment, gdpr]
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lol damn it’s a shitpost guys
Don’t worry, just shit more. Once you get your rectals used to it, it’d come off naturally.
That one didn’t feel funny because of a long list of categories, and then a list of coursive paragraphs. It was long and I couldn’t find a place to react on.
You either keep them short, or intentionally drag them this long providing the reason - maybe, a legit-looking derangement. Once it gets boring it stops to be read as a joke or an absurd statement, but as a genuine position of someone not touching a piece of grass in their lifetime.
Be well fellow human.
Just after writing that, I’ve found an example of a wild derangement that just keeps going: https://lemmy.world/comment/5549733
Now this makes me wonder how many people have trained a ditto to shape-shift I to their crush
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