Lanky_Pomegranate530@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoWhat is a secret that you will never tell anyone in the real world?message-squaremessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down126
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareWhat is a secret that you will never tell anyone in the real world?Lanky_Pomegranate530@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square81fedilink
minus-squarearthurpizza@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67arrow-down4·1 year agoI killed a circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down1·1 year agoDo I just upvote this post if my answer is the same? Asking for a friend.
minus-squareToday@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·1 year agoI generally disagree with murder, but I’m terrified of clowns, so I’m super conflicted about this.
minus-squareBlamemeta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down5·1 year agoThats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.
minus-squareVaidenKelsier@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down2·1 year agoYou know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy’s parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing. I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown. I think about it constantly.
minus-squareDisgusted_Tadpole@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 year agoThat is quite specific
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThat shouldn’t be a crime given how evil clowns are.
I killed a circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996.
Do I just upvote this post if my answer is the same?
Asking for a friend.
I generally disagree with murder, but I’m terrified of clowns, so I’m super conflicted about this.
Thats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.
You know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy’s parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing.
I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown.
I think about it constantly.
That is quite specific
That was YOU?
Schlatt?
That shouldn’t be a crime given how evil clowns are.