Pretty sure this is from a movie, also pretty sure chocolate is toxic to birds
My worldview just got a little brighter
So glad. I can’t imagine the nightmare of trying to clean chocolate off of a cockatoo or the harm the bird would suffer if it had ingested much of that chocolate or be exposed to that temperature. Great CGI though, I had thought it was real for years.
My bird flew into a fly strip once and that was bad enough, a chocolate coated bird 10 times the size would be horrible.
At least chocolate is water soluble.
You have to get 99% of it off of a soaking wet upset contemporary dinosaur with a nutcracker for a face, not easy. After that, the bird will remember the event for the rest of its life and will behave accordingly.
“Listen here cum-slut”
Fucking hell that phrase is the best thing I have this year so far
Very much so. Hope that’s not a real bird cause he dead
It wasn’t a real bird obviously
Forbidden Snickers chocolate bar
This describes me, and I like it!:-P
As Mac Miller once said (rip): “I been in this shit so long that it don’t smell”
…That’s a lot of diarrhea.
I have so many questions!
