- X users are complaining about an influx of low-quality ads promoting crypto scams and AI “undressing” apps.
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- The exodus of advertisers, partially due to Elon Musk’s controversial behavior, has left X with a growing revenue gap.
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I mean, where do you get your semen?
I make my own.
It’s 9pm. Do you know where your semen is?
Once I figured out how to get it back into my penis I became unstoppable.
Well that UTI was unstoppable anyway.
Just pour some cranberry juice in afterwards.
If I were someone with no tact and low-brow humor, I’d say it’s in your mom’s mouth. Fortunately I’m much better than that. So I’ll just say it’s slowly gathering in preparation for a pre-sleep release into a few tissues.
ETA: which I will douse in hot sauce before flushing down the toilet.
I got the rest from this guy named Ralph in an alley–stupid asshole didn’t even charge me, he just told me to close my eyes and suck it out of a hose!
I make my own