It’s almost as if they would tailor their religious doctrine to suit their own needs. Who could have imagined such a thing could happen.

Is it just part of the enshitification of everything?

Yes

Have I just gotten old

Get off my lawn.

I’m just pointing out how he could do the thing that person you originally replied to was suggesting. I’m not saying it makes sense or is reasonable.

He can still deploy Seal Team.

The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.

I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.

It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

Rimshot

Your mom wears maga hats.

The Boston tea party was the American equivalent of the Boston tea party.

And so no other country can do it because of that. Got it. ☑️

Why does it require long work hours?

How is it that no one else anywhere is able to replicate this fabrication process?

Yeah this is like the Venus of willendorf.

This is the Venus of Bisquick.

Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.

This is actually the way you are supposed to do it.

Maybe we should go the other way, and start adding reddit watermarks to all memes.

Dad, did you get the milk duds?

Yes this and also try adding some garlic pressed or diced.

I like to cut them in half so they can soak up more of the flavor. Fry bacon in a pan first. Leave the grease in the pan. Take out the bacon, crumble it up. Fry Brussels sprouts in the pan… Add butter and olive oil. Add the bacon bits back. So good.