Seven of Nine: Skintight leotards.
Deanna Troy: Also skintight leotards, but less often.
This is accurate because it’s pretty much canon that Spock never watched a single episode of Star Trek either.
Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
That about covers it.
Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
Come on now, The Thong Song isn’t that bad.
Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal
Sicko
Don’t forget the suffering Irishman.
That’s not really science fiction though.
Here’s the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.
Steampunk has entered the chat
Steampunk is just science fiction set in the future of the past.
Like, Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, amiright!?
you better watch out for the DS9 people…
I can’t stop watching that
How does this gif have sound? Since when is this possible?
Janeway stanning intensifies
May I interest you in some self-sealing stem bolts?
How do you manage to go through life without watching a single episode of Trek? It has numerous seasons and spinoffs, and it is constantly in syndication. Do you avoid broadcast TV in entirety?
