🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 days agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square107fedilinkarrow-up1761arrow-down153
arrow-up1708arrow-down1imageAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 days agomessage-square107fedilink
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down1·11 days agoLife always has a conclusion 💀
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·11 days agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-210 days agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 days agothat’s the one guaranteed one we have!
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 days agoI AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Death and taxes, womp womp
I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.