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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon takes their dog for a walk

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Anon takes their dog for a walk

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    What kind of childhood did you have if you don’t know what grass tastes like.

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      He forgor

    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      Maybe this was a particular patch of grass with extra flavour?

      Like dog piss flavour.

    • Frog@lemmy.ca
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      Or an adult in with a hippie wheat grass stall in their farmers’ market.

  • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Don’t eat grass, the silicates in it will seriously fuck up your teeth

    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      wtf it’s real… I wouldn’t have even considered that.

      Also apparently a plant based diet can cause a few tooth health issues, but with proper care it can be dealt with. TIL.

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    I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.

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      corn is grass. rice is grass. a lot of other shit is grass too. heck, I’m grass.

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        Your mom’s grass

        • FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee
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          Your ass is grass

          • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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            AND I’M GONNA MOW IT

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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      Isn’t that just a salad?

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        Only if it comes from the salad region of France.

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          Yes, otherwise it’s just crispy grass.

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    Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.

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    Anon should’ve asked them for a doggie bag so he could take it home to eat later.

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    Anon took a bait from a dog.

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    Classic college behavior

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    Honestly not the weirdest behavior you’d see in campus, and could almost be wholesome. Guy’s down on the ground interacting with his dog; what’s wrong with that? Also: it’s at night - could they see he was actually eating grass, or did it look like he was just playing with his dog?

    Also also: college campus… night… couple sitting on a bench… “sitting.” College couples never only sit on secluded benches in the dark. OP probably interrupted a handy.

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      Or more likely they were just about to light a blunt and you crashed their favorite smoke spot.

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