healthy is sexy. There’s a not insignificant chance your ugly can also be fixed here.

I’m too poor to join a gym.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, don’t worry so much about being ugly. Get fit for health and natural anti depressants

This is a weirdly body-positive message for a gym; you can be fat and beautiful or skinny and ugly

My motorcycle dealer has a similar sign about being sad and ugly.

You can feel halfway good about yourself.