• be me
• finally a practicing doctor after an eternity of school
• on my way to the next patient
• overwhelming stench of B.O. as I open the door
• try my best to hide my disgust and ask how he’s doing
• patient goes on a rant about how life is unfair, something about jewish people and 13%
• just nod along as I pull up his info
• guy is clearly depressed
• suggest ssri’s to improve his outlook on life
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• guy proceeds to spend 20 minutes talking about how he saw a post online saying ssri’s are bad, it’s mind control, and he mentions jewish people again
• already 5 minutes late for my next patient
• nod and agree and tell him to have a nice day

Why can’t these people understand I’m just trying to help them?